/empherator Mk.2 - Jennifer

A partially Ephemerated™ document:

I've named her Jennifer, after the actress that inspired her creation. Whilst essentially little more than a typewriter attached to a shredder (or a shredder attached to a typewriter depending on how you look at it) this invention could revolutionize the way we do bureaucracy. The cumbersome shredding attachment disables the shift key, so that question marks, exclamation marks, and currency symbols are unavailable for use. No questions, no fuss, no money. The ideal bureaucracy. The feed mechanism on the shredder unit is a little greedy, but it's otherwise sound, albeit held together by hope, love, spit, force of will, and furiously repeated thoughts of Jennifer Connelly.

For my attempt to get this on Dragon's Den, see the future.